If you're
asked to be a third wheel by a close friend it can feel like you're being
pinned down by guilt-trip times a thousand. Don't get caught in the awkward
whirlpool of silences and fake laughter, though, because you can own that job
to ensure the evening is an absolute ball.
Bowl
them over
Dinner, no
matter how good, sits you at a small table and forces you to attempt the
smallest of small talk. What you need is a mutual distraction to put a curve on
things. Visit your local AMF centre to have an unforgettable
night of tenpin bowling! Bowl, laugh, cry and gloat whilst only ever having
to talk to one person at a time - because it's always somebody's turn to
bowl!
Prevent
them striking out
Despite how
much you didn't want to go, you still don't want your friend and their date to
split because of a terrible evening. So don't just sit in the background, take
charge! Organise everything for them, from acting as a chauffeur at the start
of the evening to the taxi driver home. Keep yourself in a leadership frame
of mind so you don't fall quiet - make sure it's a busy evening of fun. If it
fails, your friend still keeps his date because its you who is totally lame -
not them!
A
league of your own
When in
trouble, when in doubt - bring your own date to talk about! The best part of
being the third wheel is that it only takes one extra person to make a party of
four. Double date this turkey so you have someone else familiar to talk to, in
case your friend and their date get a little 'hands on' (or 'faces on', as is
often the case). As soon as you're double dating, instead of just tagging
along, the night becomes something extra special - and that's the fast-lane to
success!
If you plan
to include a third wheel on your next date, make sure you share these tips with
them!
There
are ten bowling puns in this article - did you find them all? Strike!